Sunday, 24 June 2012


Penny: So what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-men?
Sheldon: No, the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier
. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my C-men.

 Leonard: You are not Isaac Newton.
Sheldon: No, no, that’s true. Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple.

Sheldon: Change is never fine, they say it is, but it's not.
Penny: Okay, did you even know the people that are moving out?
Sheldon: I never met them. That's what made them perfect. There were no awkward hellos in the halls. There's no clickety-clackety of high-heel shoes on hardwood floors. They may as well have been a family of cats just jumping around from drape to drape. And without that annoying ammonia-urine smell.

Sheldon: It's alright! They didn't take my comic books.

Thursday, 21 June 2012

Sheldon: Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Fur! Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, Pur, Pur, Pur!

Sheldon: (Typing) Research Journal, Entry One. I'm about to embark on one of the great challenges of my scientific career: teaching Penny physics! I'm calling it "Project Gorilla"!

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Random guy: Hey Sheldon! I pulled the new Hell Boy for you. It's mind blowing!

Sheldon: Excuse me!! Spoiler Alert!!!

Random guy: I didn't spoil any thing!!

Sheldon: You told me its mind blowing. So my mind is going into it pre-blown..once the mind is cannot be reblown!

Random guy: I'm sorry!

Sheldon: Said the Grinch at the Christmas!!

Friday, 8 June 2012

kimya dawson obsession

fav. songs: Roller coaster, So nice So smart, I like Giants,the Beer and Wandering Daughter...

my fav part in roller coaster: I've had this itching in my shoes since I was just a little kid
And before I had a mini van I road the Greyhound Bus
My mom would say "I hope some day you get paid for being Kimya Dawson"

the beer: He said "Don't shoot", I said "I won't, I love you, you're my friend."
I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head.
Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull,
I got in my Mazda and I drove to the mall.

Tuesday, 27 March 2012

Even though you can't hear or see them at all a person's a person no matter how small-Horton Hears a Who

Before starting off  i really want to tell you guys that Dr Seuss Geisel, an American writer who has written many children's books wrote this book as well..although i have watched the animated film version of it...which is GREAT..any way..he wrote Horton hears a Who after World War II and dedicated to his Japanese friend..what i found interesting was that the elephant really takes care of that speck of dust, in which a whole world resides in...and how those other animals in the jungle never believe in Horton until the very end of the movie...and they start to believe it once that they hear it for should we always believe in something just because we can see it or hear it??? what about stuff that we can't see and yet believe in them or at least form an opinion about something or someone...
 any way...going back to the quote ''a person's a person no matter how small''...well we were asked to form our own opinion about process and i thought of food and leaving it to rot...rot...rot...*bulb*..oh hey i know why not create fungus on it on purpose??? we people keep on preserving food...getting scared of it being attacked from harmful bingo...create after making different things...strawberry and cream dessert, maggy noodles and paratha... i placed them outside the refrigerator...and didn't cover them in the beginning and later covered them up and kept them in a dark room...fungellus started to grow on the first they looked like hair growing out of the skin (paratha)...and then later i added a piece of boiled potato...fungus quickly covered it up...and then i added a piece of tomato and then a mushroom...the fungus grew and grew and grew.. and me protecting it from my  family...reminded me of that speck of dust that Horton protected believing that a world resided in it ..and while it did i realized it was sort of eating things as it grew... as a part of mushroom started to get covered as well , i sprinkled vinegar on it...and then after 2 mins i added baking quickly ate down the i separated the mushroom layer with the potato..i got to  know that the mushroom that was covered...well the fungus left it looking like a victim of an acid attack..(acid face victim)... 
here's a pic of what it looked like as i was about to destroy it *sigh*

Monday, 26 March 2012

Marjane Satrapi is a genius!

Just finished reading Persepolis! its great!!  better than even the animated film..well yes i know movies can NEVER be compared to many details have been skipped!! :(    Any way apart from getting to know about Irevolution in Iran, i got to know about a thoerist named as Mikhail Bakunin.lenin.marxism.communism.. (yes just by reading a comic book)
it was funny and at the same time very depressing...there was this one point in the story where Marjane's friends are leaving for Christmas holidays and she s left her punk friend tells her that since she doesnt have a lot of knowledge she should start reading some which she smiles and the next thing we see in her thought bubble is...what an asshole...
it was sad to see how she goes to Austria and feels like an outsider and then returns to her Iran and yet feels the same...